Yo Comprendo Edition

1. President of Peru: "Usted es un idiota. "
   Arbusto: "Uhhhhh, yeah, that's right, uh, amigo."
2. Bush (interior monologue): "Man, these brown people down here sure do seem to hate the Dubya. Just smile fer the cam'ra and act like you know what they're sayin', big man. Maybe I need to fly Kanye West in to straighten 'em out on who I do and do not care about."

Toe The Party Line Edition

Senator John McCain, in a rare display of the backbone that's been missing since the 2000 Republican primaries, went briefly off-message at an Arnold campaign rally today, saying, "If you think Bush is full of shit, wait 'til you get a load of this guy's plan!" A republican staffer armed with a cattle prod was able to shock the senator back into a stupor before any further damage could be done.