Outsourcing Edition

"I gotta tell y'all, I don't see why people are making such a big deal out of these secret prisons the CIA is running in Eastern Europe. I mean, we gotta send the terror suspects somewhere, right, we have to get information from them to help prevent future attacks. Attacks are bad, I think we can all agree on that. And it ain't like I'm gonna bring 'em over here and electrocute their balls myself. I got people for that sort of thing."

We Like Them Young and Impressionable Edition

Faced with continuing questions about military recruitment and insufficient troop levels in Iraq, President Bush took time to personally thank a group of new enlistees today.