Sweet Taste of Evil Edition

1. Dark: "Come Rummy, my evil little war fluffer, taste of the unpurified Iraqi crude that flows through the veins of my otherwise dead body. Taste of life, taste of victory."
   Light: "Will someone PLEASE get Junior off the Segway scooter for a moment so we may continue with the blood letting of the American Civil Liberty cake that Ashcroft baked for us?"
2. Cheney: "Boy, was Powell pissed or what about that fraudulent evidence we gave him for his UN speech. Good thing I have this sword to defend myself in case he tries anythin--OW! Goddam it, I cut my finger again!"
   Rumsfeld: "Don't get yourself all worked up, Dick. We wouldn't you to have another heart attack."
   Cheney: "Heh-heh. You said Dick. And I'm in excellent health; that's why I have a team of doctors following me 24/7."Rumsfeld: "Of course, sir."