Army of Me Edition

1. "...and I swear to you, that one day soon the followers behind me and I will sweep aside this farce you call a trial and reclaim our place at the head of Iraq. Isn't that right, guys? Guys? Guys? Uh, by followers of course, I mean, this dude back here in the khakis. And those three ladies. And, uh, some other guy who seems to be back there too. Consider yourselves warned!"
2. "Can I get a witness?!? I said, CAN I GET A WITNESS?!?! No, seriously, I want to call a witness on my behalf."