Prize-Winning Bass Big Edition

1. "Mr. President, could you please show us how big the problems in the Middle East have gotten under your administration?"
   
2. The Bush Administration and the world-famous wax museum, Madame Tussauds, have teamed up to provide realistic models of senior citizens for the President's now widely ignored Social Security publicity tour. Officials close to the President said that the move to use wax replicas of the elderly was prompted by one too many hand-bag beat downs.