Do You Like Gladiator Movies? Edition

Idaho Senator Larry Craig, in an effort to set the record "straight," spoke with reporters today from his Senate office. "Look, I am not gay, I have never been gay," the senator said, "I did nothing wrong at the Minneapolis airport. Because if checking out a fine piece of tail through the crack in the stall door for two minutes, then soliciting said tail through an elaborate system of luggage placement, foot taps, and hand gestures is wrong, then I don't wanna be right."