His Favorite Album Is Fables Of The Reconstruction Edition

"Now, I don't know if y'all have been following the news, but this sitchy-ayshun with Russia and Georgia is just gittin outta hand. At least that's what Condi says, anyway. And it's like I've told my good buddy Putin, invading a sovereign country is just plain ol' unacceptable in the 21st century. And what's his excuse? He's defendin' the freedom of the separatists? Come on, who's gonna believe some cockamamie flim flam like that for an invasion! Next thing you know he's going to be standing in front of giant Russian flags telling us the Georgians got Dubya-Em-Dees! Ever-body know the only things they got in Georgia are peaches and R.E.M., and Michael Stipe sure as hell don't look like he could be a threat to anyone."