Hittin' the Links Edition

1. Bush: “Yeah, I think my good buddy Snoop Dogg said it best. ‘I know a lot about golf, but I know even more about screwing the country over and then ducking responsibility.’"
   Minion: “I think he said he knows more about ‘grass,’ Mr. President.”
   Bush: “Well, I'm just paraphrasin'.”
2. Bush: “Hell, is that Osama's ball over in the trap again?”
   Minion: “Yes, I think it is, Sir.”
   Bush: (giggles) “That crazy camel jockey spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhof. What did I get on that last hole?”
   Minion: “I believe it was an 8, Mr. President.”
   Bush: “I was interferenced with, put me down for a 5.”
   Minion: “Of course, Your Eminence.”
3. Bush: “Yeah, I expect we'll finish up our round here, then my lackey will rub me down with baby oil and ‘service’ me, if you know what I mean. Heh heh heh. Ain't that right, lackey?”
   Lackey: “Yes, master.”
   Bush: “Oooooh, baby. I gets all hot just thinkin' 'bout it.”
4. Earlier today, President Bush toured the Mobile, Alabama headquarters for the US Army's new Generally Overbudget, Light-Framed, Certainly Advanced, and Really Technical vehicle project in one of the project's prototype G.O.L.F.C.A.R.T.'s. The trip marks the president's first documented visit to an Alabama military installation.