You Can Hear the Ocean Edition

1. Governor Shrub listens gleefully as the universe screams in agony and outrage, while his newly created Cabinet of Denizens from the 7th Level of Hell attempt to amend the Constitution.
2. “Whaddya know? Perot was right about that ‘giant sucking sound’ of jobs being lost!”
3. “Are you there, God? It's me, George. My body hasn't started to change like the other girls', God, and I'm scared.”