No, Really, It Means "Hook 'Em Horns" Edition

1. President Bush responds to the question, "Is there anyone else you'd like to thank for helping you to victory?"
2. Audience members at the Second-term Blood-letting of Merrika ritual who mistakenly, but never the less understandably, thought they were attending a Satanic ceremony were still greeted with tolerance and acceptance by Gov. Arbusto, who later said of the evil minions in attendance, "At least those crazy demons weren't absorbent and porous."