It Was One Time, In College Edition

1. "My fell-o Merrikans, let me put this to you straight. I will not be a lame-duck second term Gov...er, President. I got me a 'Man-date' now and I don't mean like that time I ‘experimented’ back at Yale."
2. "...and the nominees for Best Documentary Exposing the Evil Hypocrisy of My Administration are...."