Talking Points Edition

1. “…nine-eleven, nine-eleven, freedom, nine-eleven, liberty, nine-eleven nine-eleven nine-eleven, democracy. Nine. Eleven.”
2. "Well, I'll tell y'all why I am opposed to these questions that...um, that I am not...uh, that I .... uh, may be unaware of the answers to. It is because I, like most of my remaining cabinet, remember well the lessons learned by those poor kids on "You Can't Do That on Television!" Let me be clear on this, as President, I will not tolerate being showered in green slime. No way."