Focus, My Son Edition

1. “Whoah, that dude over there by the cameras is f’ed up! I know the feeling, bro, I was there just last nigh-, uh, I mean, back in ’86, ‘fore I stopped drinkin’.”
2. "Whoa. That guy looks like Peyton Manning. Hey wait, it IS Peyton Manning! You worried about your financial future too good buddy since you failed to nab that super bowl slot? Well, lemme tell you a thing or two about my social secur-eeetie plan..."