If the Shoe Fits Edition

1. Cheney and a few other people watch George through the window of the conference room door.
   
   Cheney: Hey, look at George. He's givin' it to T-bone. He's jumpin' up and down like some kind of monkey. Hey, what was the name of that monkey that could read sign language?
   
   Rumsfeld: All right, you can have T-bone. Stop crying.
   
   GEORGE (sniffling): I'm not crying. And I shouldn't have said that about your wife. Please accept my apologies.
   
   Rumsfeld and George enter the conference room.
   
   GEORGE: Ok, everybody, uh...I have an announcement to make. From now on, I will be known as-
   
   Cheney: Koko the monkey.
   
   GEORGE: What?
   
   
2. "As small business owners yourselves, you must understand how it feels to be the big pond with a heap of little fishes. Through tax incentives and my administration's health care proposals, I expect groups like the SBA will help to unleash those fishes to all Americans, so that they are free to...uh...so these 'fish of freedom' can escape the pond of oppression and swim upstream and...uh...spawn and uh... and die. Knowing they served their country."
   
   
3. "I'm really pleased to be here today addressing the Sons of Bitches of America. As a sonofabtich myself, I feel that our constituency has been somewhat underrepresented in American politics. But I say to you today, join me brothers, for those days are now long gone!”