Yo Mama So Ugly Edition

1. "Oh yeah? Well, YO mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house."
2. “You are black and I am white - you are blind as a bat and I have sight, side by side you are my amigo, negro, let's not fight!”
3. "Well, boy, if your type wouldn't die so young, you'd get your fair share of the pot, so don't blame me! But then again, y'all are all unemployed anyway so it's not like you're really contributing either. Thanks for your vote. Next question!"