Tie A Yellow Ribbon Edition

1. "Well, I'm glad y'all made it back too, boys. That's two fewer funerals for me to not attend."

2. "Funny, I thought you would be much taller, Sir."

3. Arbusto: "Congratulations on meeting your recruiting targets for this month, son."
Army dude: "Well, sir, it was touch and go there for a while, but then Betty Lou here put us over the top."