I Mean, Hey Edition

1. "...and what's the deal with all these insurgents? I mean, every time we set up a new police station in Iraq, they've gotta bomb it. What is the deal? 'Cause, hey, I wanna know...."

2. "Can I be honest with you people for once? Yeah, well we stole Florida in 2000, and took Ohio last year, and you know what? I ain't got a clue what I am doing and really don't give a shit! So, what are you and your liberalized pals going to do about it, huh? Post some silly photos of me on the Internets? Well, I say.... Bring.... It.... On."

3. "Whoah, people, hey, what's with the personal attacks? I think you liberals need to throw a little of that 'therapy and understanding' my buddy Karl's always talkin' 'bout my way fer a change. It ain't my fault y'all hate freedom."