Land of the Dead Edition

1. President Bush managed to escape from a rampaging zombie horde yesterday, when the zombies realized that BRAINNNSSSSS wouldn't be on the menu that night.

2. George Bush thanked George Romero for casting his extras in Land of the Dead exclusively with Town Hall Meeting participants.

3. While waiting in the buffet line at a recent White House dinner, Junior proved once again he is still in touch with the youth of America when, to the surprise of nearly nobody, he screamed to the woman behind him, "Hey! No Cuts, No Buts, No Coconuts!"