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"WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?! Why doesn't anything ah try to do ever work out?!?!?!!?!" wailed President Bush during a speech today, after being questioned once again on the failure of the Iraq War, the economy, the environment, Bill O'Reilly on Letterman, and attempts to reunite the Spice Girls.