And He Spake Unto Them Edition

1. After the Dems threatened to limit Presidential Iraq jurisdiction someone heard GW mutter, "Don't make me use my stuff on ya' baby."
2. "...and now a reading from the Book of Armaments: '20,000 shall be the number of the surge, and the number of the surging shall be 20,000. Thou shalt not send 17,000, nor 18,000, nor 19,000, unless they be but part of the 20,000. 21,000 is right out. And yea, when thou hast sent thy 20,000, thy foes, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"