Happy Anniversary, Mr. President! Edition

President Bush, in a statement aimed at Congressional Democrats on the fourth anniversary of the Iraq War, urged patience and the passage of a "clean" funding bill with no troop withdrawal requirements. He added, "I realize some of y'all are new to this whole 'Congress thing,' so let me spell it out for you. I'm the 'Decider.' I tell y'all what I want and you go and do it. It's kind of a rubber stamp thing. And don't talk to me about the Constitution and checks and balances, I've had 'Berto look it up for me and he says it's in there, right after the part about how torture is okay if it don't take place on 'Merican soil and how people who protest against the President must be rounded up and put in special 'Freedom Camps.' Uh, I mean that last part hypodermically, of course."