I Beg Your Pardon Edition

Vice President Dick "Psychotic Evil Cyborg Bastard" Cheney was caught yesterday by White House press photographers doing his happy dance outside the Oval Office, moments after delivering the order to President George "Retarded Sock Puppet" Bush to commute former Chief of Staff Lewis "I Need A Grownup Nickname" Libby's prison sentence after an appeals court ruled "Scooter" had to start serving his prison term immediately. Asked for his reaction to the stunning development in Libby's case, Vice President Cheney responded, "I think the President agreed with me and everyone else who's opinion matters that expecting someone who broke the law and was convicted by a jury to actually serve the punishment handed out by some activist judge is ridiculous and excessive. Don't like it? Go fuck yourself."