RIM (Reactionaries In Motion) Job Edition

"Well, I'll be....is this one of those Blueberry things I invented? Pretty impressive. I actually dreamed these up when I was being tortured in Vietnam. You're all aware I was tortured, right? Because I was, so I deserve to be President. And if you don't like it you can move to Canada. And we all know Canada sucks because they sure as hell never gave the world anything as miraculous as a Blueberry."