He Can Relate on Their Level Edition

1. "...And the jet was comin' in hot, all out of whack, like this, and the pilot had blacked out and that is when I took over the controls and landed safely on the deck of that aircraft carrier. Now let me tell you about the time me and Rummy T-P'd the Frenchy Embassy."
2. “The fish was about, say, this big.”
3. "When I'm smokin' dope, I go from feeling this tall (the higher hand) to this tall (the shorter hand). And then there's PCP - which I'm on all the time…”
4. "Teacher! Teacher! I gotta go to the potty!"
5. “Check me out as I do the robot, kids. That's right, I've got me some funk too, just like your people.”