Just a Rough Estimate Edition

1. "Hey, don't yell at me! You think any of this shit was my idea??"
2. "Well, Bill, if I had to estimate the level of bullshit that will be in the president's State of the Union address, I would have to say that if you picture the overall speech as an object about three feet in length, like so, the bullshit would be approximately two feet, 11 and one half inches, like so."