President Bush, told he had been a bad boy, sat in the corner today and thought about what he did.
(as an aside) "Damn, Dick and Colon done changed the locks on me again. Those pranksters! OK, G.W., stay cool, don't let 'em see you sweat."
"Ahhhhhhhhhh......that's better. Maybe we should put a urinal in here so I wouldn't have to keep using this potted plant in the corner."
“I know that darn spit wad shooter is around here somewhere.”
"What's this big dark spot on the wall? It's oddly head-shaped. Hey! It moves when I moves... It's following me...I can't shake it! Somebody help me! SECURITY!!!!!"
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