Battlefield Earth Edition

1. "So, uhhhh.... you wanna go back to my place? I could show you the Lincoln Bedroom."
2. "So, Babarino, you gonna put me in 'Battlefield Earth 2' or not? I got a GREAT idea for the story."
3. "Pssssttt! What'd you get for number 10?"
4. "So, tell me again about the hash bars?"
5. "Didn't it hurt like hell when you switched faces with Nicolas Cage?"
6. "Dick says we'll let you live if you tell us the secrets of the Hollywood liberal agenda."
7. "Remember in 'Michael' when you played a winged angel and you bring that little puppy back to life after he bought the farm getting run over? That was cool. I cried like Saddam in the CIA interrogation room. Heh, heh."