Alexander Graham Bell Edition

1. "Yes, I'd like to order 15 large pizzas with, uh, everything, for delivery. Uhh, my name is Jacques Chirac. My address? Uh, Frenchy capitol building, on uhhh...that French street, in France City, France. giggle"
2. "Daddy, I'm lonely. Everybody else went off to go play war, and they left me behind because I was wearing a funny blue tie."
3. "...and I want a pony, and a racecar, and some low-yield nu-cu-lar weapons, and I've been a very good boy this year. Thanks, Santa!"
4. "Am I the ninth caller? This isn't WASS 102.4, DC's hip-hop and R&B station? So, you're telling me I'm NOT going to win front row tickets for R. Kelly's show? Oh, I musta hit the wrong speed dial. Sure, I'll talk to Putin while I got ya on the line.”
5. "Hi, mom? Ummm, I was wondering if I could borrow a little money? Well, see Dick and Donny wanna go out tonight, only I had to buy my books for next semester. No, I have money in my account, but I've gotta pay for my new prescription drug benefit. I don't know, like, $20? Thanks, Mom. Okay, I won't tell Dad."