It Was Only a Bad Dream Edition

1. "Oh yeah, this is the baby that got ol' Hank Whittington, back in '06. Got 'em real good!" moaned Grand Inquistor Cheney in ecstasy at the 2020 Fourth-Term Inauguration Ball moments before he had his daily blood transfusion from his harem of 72 virgins.
2. "So, this trigger thingy here is what I don't want to pull when I'm pointing Ol' Smokey here at another hunter?" asked Vice President Dick Cheney while attending a "Safe Shootin' Is Good, Clean Fun!" NRA safety course today.