"Scotty Doesn't Know" Edition

1. The White House has taken a new approach to handling the nearly constant string of fuck-ups that have plagued the Bush/Cheney years - humor. Scott McClellan insinuated today that safety-orange will replace the standard white wash at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave and staff would be asked to announce themselves when anywhere near the embattled vice-president's office. McClellan, who can't find his ass with both hands, was rewarded for his jocularity with an unexpected invitation from the Veep himself to "tag along" on the next hunting trip.
2. White House spokesman Scott McClellan, after stonewalling the press and insisting that Vice President Dick Cheney's own staff would be better prepared to answer questions regarding the weekend shooting, finally caved today and responded to a question from the New York Times that, "Yes, the Vice President is expected to go hunting again once 'Wabbit Season' officially opens."