Another One Bites the Dust Edition

"...well, thanks fer yer service, Scotty ol' pal. I sure am sad to see you go. But don't worry, I found you a nice family out in the country that's been looking fer a press seck-er-tary just like you. They got a real nice place, plenty of room fer you to run around and such."
"Will you come visit me, Mr. President?"
"Well, sure, Scotty. [chokes back tear] We'll see each other all the time. You be a good boy, now. I'll miss you!"