Leftovers Again?? Edition

1. President Shrub took a moment during today's symposium on Hope for Tomorrow's Youth to dig around in his back molars for a piece of food stuck there after he had devoured America's future during the buffet lunch.
2. President Bush was caught doing some prospecting today, possibly reliving his "oil exploration" days at Arbusto. When asked about it, the President said, "I never did have much luck with finding what I was looking for, but getting that piece of jerky caught between my back teeth was harder than getting permission to drill in the Alaskan Wildlife Refuge!"