Looky Chairms Edition

1. "Mr. President, do you have any reaction to Representative Kucinich's introduction of Articles of Impeachment on the House floor yesterday?"
   
   "Kucinich? Why would I be worried about that? Don't y'all know leprechauns ain't real?"
   
   
2. "Mr. President, do you have any reaction to Representative Kucinich's introduction of Articles of Impeachment on the House floor yesterday?"
   
   "Yeah, did y'all know that cookie-baking elf's trophy bride has her tongue pierced? I mean, GAWDDAMN!! I tried to get Laura to get one, too, but she is such a stick in the mud these days. It sure ain't the Clinton-years round here no more."