"Will this thing buff my loafers?" Edition

While in Europe this week, President Bush admitted that his use of phrases such as "bring them on" and "dead or alive" had "indicated to people that I was, you know, not a man of peace." The gathered throng of reporters asked the self-declared "War President" to speak up, because while the plumage on Napoleonic military hats resembles a microphone, it does NOT, in any way, amplify total bullshit.