This Is What It Sounds Like When Doves Cry Edition

"Now, look, y'all. Ah know there is a perception out there in the minds of some of y'all Yerr-peens that ah lahk violence. And that couldn't be more wronger. Now, did ah lead my country into an unnecessary war that could very well have disastrous consequences for us all? Well, sure. Did ah think it was awesome when Dick shot that guy in the face? Who didn't? Did ah get a boner watching that cell phone video of Saddam gittin' strung up, Old-School-Texas-Justice-Style? Of course ah did, even bigger than the one ah got looking at them modelling photos of the French First Lady over there. Sorry, where were we goin' with this?"