The Big Confession Edition

1. "OK, you got me, I confess, I am in fact actually a cyborg built by Halliburton to destroy the human race."
2. "Let's Raise the roof.... that’s right, raise it on up. Hup Hup, now shake it. Shake it like you just don't care..."
3. “And then Saddam came out of his hidey-hole and he was all like, (affects voice of Apu from the Simpsons) ‘Please don't shoot me!’ Boy do I wish we had popped a cap in his ass when we had the chance.”