Streisand Better Watch Her Back Edition

1. "This is a song that's very special to me, and holds a special place in my heart, which is located in my chest, right about here. And tonight, I'd like to share this very special song with all of you...Memmmmmmorieeeeeeees................"
2. "Okay, here goes: I pledge uh, Lee Gance to the flag, of the United States of Murrika, and for the Republicans, uh, of which I am, one nation under God, undivisionable, with liberty and justice for oil."