Fire and Brimstone Edition

With the nearly continuous onslaught of apocalyptic weather in the Sunshine State this season, Governor Bush the Younger today tried in vain to quell rumors that it appears God the Almighty Himself is really attempting to inadvertently kill Jeb in a hurricane-related "accident" and put an end to any talk of a political dynasty in Washington in 2008 and beyond. The Creator could not be reached for comment.