Short Bus Edition

1. Cheney: "....frankly, sir, I think you should be a little more worried. Special Prosecutor Fitzgerald is closing in, and it's looking more and more likely that I might be indicted as well."
   Bush: "Ah, Dick, yer over-reactin'. We don't have to be worried about no 'special' perahsuhkewter. Nobody's gonna believe anything a retarded lawyer has to say!"
   Cheney: "It's not that kind of 'special,' you idiot. Go f*** yourself."
2. Cheney: "Where are we going, George?"
   Bush: "Nowhere, Dick, just down to this secluded thicket over yonder."
   Cheney: "I've done some bad things, George."
   Bush: "I know, Dick, but that don't matter now. We're gonna get away from all this soon."
   Cheney: "Where are we going, George?"
   Bush: "Somewhere real nice, Dick, you'll like it there."
   Cheney: "Will there be rabbits there, George?"
   Bush: "Sure, Dick, whatever you want. Look away now, Dick. Look off in the distance...do you see the rabbits?"
   Cheney: "I do, George."