Mysterious Ways Edition

1. "Look, son, I know yer here to help Aferka an' all, but, well, I don't know if Kanye West filled y'all in on this or not....."
   
2. The iconic Irish front man for U2 shocked both financial and pharmaceutical sectors across the globe today when he paid out of pocket for a controlling stake in Pfizer, the company that makes 'Purell', the hand sanitizer.
3. "Let me ask you somethin', Bozo, since yur in the music business. Any clue what 'Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm need) but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz' means?? I got my crack intelligence gatherin' units on it, but they ain't been able to break the code yet."