Liza with a "Z" Edition

1. "My fellow 'Mericans, it is imperatitive that we pass this here anti-gay marriage amendment because ah am the Decider, and ah have decided our great nation cannot afford what ah lahk to call the 'My Two Dads' scenario. 'Cause, seriously y'all, that show was terrible. And if that curly-headed fella can move on from there to marry Helen Hunt, then all these other homo-sexers can learn to straighten up too."
2. "My fellow 'Mericans, it is the will of G-, ah mean, the people of this fahn country, that marriage should be restricted to a man and a woman. And if any heathe-, ah mean fag-, ah mean, uh, anybody has a problem with that, ah encourage dissent and debate about this issue, much like mah administration has on previous occasions. In fact, ah encourage anybody who has anything to say about this, to pick up a phone and tell someone else about it. Y'all don't need to worry 'bout how, just make a call and rest assured ah'll hear about it soon enough."
3. "...as I have indicatured before, 'Merica is a stronger nation today. Why, only a few weeks back, our citizens were still under constant attack from those forces, that were, um, opposable to the true 'Merican way of life and to our freedoms. I can't be clearer on this point, now that 'Will & Grace' is over, it is my duty as your leader to ensure that kinda sissy stuff isn't shown in prime-time again!"