Propz to the Man Downstairs Edition

Concluding the television interview, renowned born-again Christian George W. Bush blinked his eyes, twitched his head, and then, in a slightly lower voice, gave a shout out to "Mah man Satan" who gives him the strength to do his "works o'wickedness, 'n' such," before winking at an audience member and disappearing in a column of fire. Security representatives on the scene confirmed that the "Decoy Pillar" was merely a new form of presidential security which "bewildered those who have not been chosen." Vice President Dick Cheney's approving grimace was just visible under the hood of his Sith robe. Cheney demurred any questions about the rumored End of Days Act being pushed through the House of Representatives at this time.