Go, Lance, Go Edition

1. “Well, as a fellow Texan I just couldn't be any happier. Y'know we're working on some plans for me to go six ter---oh, I gotta go, the press is here.”
2. "Now, Lance. After all them kill-o-meters riding around the Frog's countryside, you sure you didn't see any stash of WMDs? I just know that Chirac is planning somethin', and I say, 'Bring it on, Frenchie!'......hello?...Lance?...hello?"
3. “Now, Lance, I just want to make sure you're still on board for this fall. Since you're from Bush Country and all, I could sure use someone as inispiritational as you out on the campaign trail. Just make sure you don't mention that you're dating one of them dadgum Hollywood liberal rock stars, and definitely steer clear of the fact that you spend 8 months of every year in France. In fact, Karl says that if anybody asks, you should tell 'em that the Tour De France takes place in Florida. Don't worry, Jeb'll back you up.”