Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue Edition

With blatant disregard for his fork-tongued advisors' pleas, Governor Shrub still inexplicably arrived at his most recent futile campaign stop with his index finger firmly super-glued to his forehead. When asked what had happened, the "Creampuff of Crawford" mumbled something under his breath about a directional mishap while sniffing model airplane glue.