November Surprise Edition

1. "Dagnabit, boys! Look harder. I jus' know I dropped them keys to Osama's double-wide around here somewhere. It's the ones that say, 'Do not use until November' on 'em!"
2. "Go forth, my navy-blazered and khaki-slacked legions! Go forth and spread my message across the land! Let George Dubya Bush be a name that strikes fear in the hearts of children everywhere!"