Turn Your Head and Cough Edition

1. "20W/50, sir, perfectly normal grade for a man of your...wait, that can't be right!?!?"
2. “Well, Mr. President, after I finish taking your vitals the proctologist will be right in to see if Senator Kerry did, indeed, f*** your chances of re-election in the ass with his convention speech last week.”
3. A Crawford, Texas volunteer for President Bush's re-election campaign today received the distinguished task of pumping the President full of hot air to replenish his diminished supply.