Big Brother Is Watching You

1. "I know you ain't talking about my momma!?!?"
2. "So, little girl, or should I say Amy P. Farnsworth of 123 Maple Drive, height 4'2", weight approximately 60 lbs., with a star-shaped birthmark on the inside of your fourth toe on your left foot, who received three My Little Ponies and one Barbie Dream House for Christmas last year, Attorney General Ashcroft tells me you've been checking out books on Islam from the library lately. If you'll just go with these nice FBI agents here, we'll have you down in Gitmo, uh, I mean, we can clear this whole misunderstanding up right away. Remember, Amy, you're either with us or you're with the terrorists."
3. “Hey, little girl, do I need a tic tac?”