iPOTUS Edition

1. "Oh my little pretty one, my pretty one. When you gonna give me some Ariel Sharona? Oh you make my motor run, my motor run...My, My, My,...WHOA, damn! Why Karl make me take off those dern training wheels?"
   
2. "Straight outta Austin, crazy motherf*cker named Dubya
   From the gang called Republican Guvernas
   When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
   Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
   You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
   The police are gonna hafta come and get me...."