When In Doubt, Change the Subject Edition

1. “Dubya-MD, Schmubya-MD, can we talk about something important here, people? Like, seriously, what was up with Nicole Kidman's outfit at the Golden Globes?”
2. "Folks, there's trouble right here in River City, I said trouble and that starts with a capital 'T', which rhymes with 'P' and that stands for pool"
3. "Wha happen? I can't do my work!"
4. (sound of throat clearing). “Mi mi mi mi mi....la la la la la la lala.......There's no business, like show business, like no business I know” (and jazz hands two three four)