Out of the Mouths of Babes

1. "I like to whisper, too!"
2. “Don't pick your nose. It can cause brain damage. I did that and look how I turned out.”
3. "What's that? Your cheese-eating surrender-monkey parents say that you can probably beat me in a spelling-bee, little girl?? Well, then I say 'bring it on'!"
4. "...and that's why you should always vote Republican, little girl, because if you don't, the terrorists will come and kill you."